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Last night, I skipped my usual company-provided transportation (No, I do not work for a call centre or an airline) and took a rickshaw home from work.

This is a rickshaw.

Alongwith genii, ghosts & goblins, this is also one of things that goes bump in the night ( and most parts of the day )

Even so, it’s usually a short, peaceful ride from the office to home, yesterday being a most unfortunate exception. The whole way, the rickshaw made a loud shrieking sound when the driver hit the brakes. WTF?! After a whole day’s work and then some this was the last thing I needed to hear – continuously – for about 30 minutes.

As I held my aching head in complete despair, I kept thinking it could be worse! It could be worse! But How? This is the very question that led me to list the other sounds I’d never want to hear while (alone) in a rickshaw. Here they are:

Sizzling

Moaning

Snoring

Heavy breathing

Clucking

Dripping

Bubbling

Muffled Screaming

Boinking

Murmuring

Growling

Lips smacking

Tweeting (literally and Twitter-ally)

Unzipping

Thumping

Whipping

Plopping

Shuffling

Slapping

And Timbaland!

Yep, it could’ve been worse.

 

 

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